Tuesday, July 15, 2014

I Googled What??

If you've ever been around me for more than 2.5 seconds, you know that I'm slightly obsessed with Googling. Proof:

 

Yes, there are days when I do 21+ searches a day. In my defense sometimes when I start typing in a website the google search suggestion pops up so I just go that route. Still, it's a lot of Googling. Here are some searches I've done:

 

Yellow sponge growing in Redheaded cactus plant. Guys, it's mold. Why did I have to Google that?

 

What aisle are chia seeds found on? This was really hard to find the answer for, so with the vitamins and supplements. You're welcome. *I mean, would it have been so hard to just ask an actual person?*

 

Lady Gaga's boyfriend. Because he's hot and I never remember his name. Go ahead, Google him. I'll wait here. See, I told you. H.O.T.

 

How to find your Google search history. Google.com/history

 

Why does my body itch when I run? TMI, I know.

 

Roy G. Biv I legitimately had no clue what this was. Or what SMH meant. Sigh.

 

(Insert name of movie/tv show) I have to know the ending and what's going to happen next.

 

History of zip codes. I'm a freak and when I get something stuck in my head, I must research it. I spent a whole afternoon at work (oops) learning everything you ever wanted to know about zip codes.

 

Countless searches about poop, spit up, rashes. I'll spare you the details. Google is a mom's best and worst friend.

 

What do Canadians call Canadian bacon? Peameal bacon. And they call bacon "bacon." What??

 

Chemistry cross stitch patterns. I'm a grandma.

 

How to rescue an earring from the drain. So. Easy. I should do a tutorial that isn't written in man speak.

 

Mailing a Bessie. Okay, I have no clue why I searched for this. I just found it on my search history. Thoughts?

 

 

What are some weird things you've Googled? Any obsessive Googlers put there? Don't forget to linkup below!

 


 

6 comments:

Kelli @Just Beachy said...

Roy G Biv, hahahaha I had to learn that in the 6th grade for science and I never forgot.

I no longer google poop and spit up, mommy win!

Kelli @Just Beachy said...

Roy G Biv, hahahaha I had to learn that in the 6th grade for science and I never forgot.

I no longer google poop and spit up, mommy win!

Desiree Macke said...

Lady Gaga's bf is one of the main reasons I watch Chicago Fire. Hellooooooo eye candy.
ROY G. BIV - haaaa!
And, now I'm obviously going to go search my Google history. Between Scott and me there might actually be something good.

Amanda said...

Hahaha, I totally googled "how to check my google search history" too! It seems like there should be an easier way, though.

Elizabeth at Southern Finesse said...

Probably TMI as well, but my body totally itches when I exercise and get my heart rate up too! Coupled with some redness - everywhere - and I am a lovely person post-workout. haha

Pleas(e) and Carrots said...

hahaha I love the zip code one, that is totally something I would Google!!!